Adele Escapes London to Protect Her Voice

Awesome person Adele, so young yet so rich and with award-winning music albums tucked to her stomach flabs, is leaving London to move to the countryside because doctors scared the shit out of her by saying, "You see that London smog? It means bye-bye to your golden voice if you don't leave the fuck now."

Adele without makeup on and looking slightly slim--she hasn't eaten yet that entire cow.

The 23-year-old is reportedly looking for a new home in West Sussex, to aid her recovery from throat surgery for a hemorrhaged vocal cord last month.

It is an ironic twist of fate, considering Adele's first hit in 2007, Chasing Pavements, included the lyric: 'I like it in the city when the air is so thick and opaque.'

Tottenham-born Adele is said to be looking at properties priced between £2 and £3million.

The singer was operated on in Massachusetts by the same US doctor who treated Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler.