Saturday, December 17, 2011
Whoopi Goldberg Farts Loudly on 'The View'
Whoopi Goldberg destroyed the couch on The View after ripping loudly while interviewing Claire Danes. The guest did not know what else to do but sniff all Whoopi's gas and shit in all its baked beans aroma. And this is news because...
Adele Escapes London to Protect Her Voice
Awesome person Adele, so young yet so rich and with award-winning music albums tucked to her stomach flabs, is leaving London to move to the countryside because doctors scared the shit out of her by saying, "You see that London smog? It means bye-bye to your golden voice if you don't leave the fuck now."
The 23-year-old is reportedly looking for a new home in West Sussex, to aid her recovery from throat surgery for a hemorrhaged vocal cord last month.
It is an ironic twist of fate, considering Adele's first hit in 2007, Chasing Pavements, included the lyric: 'I like it in the city when the air is so thick and opaque.'
Tottenham-born Adele is said to be looking at properties priced between £2 and £3million.
The singer was operated on in Massachusetts by the same US doctor who treated Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler.
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| Adele without makeup on and looking slightly slim--she hasn't eaten yet that entire cow. |
The 23-year-old is reportedly looking for a new home in West Sussex, to aid her recovery from throat surgery for a hemorrhaged vocal cord last month.
It is an ironic twist of fate, considering Adele's first hit in 2007, Chasing Pavements, included the lyric: 'I like it in the city when the air is so thick and opaque.'
Tottenham-born Adele is said to be looking at properties priced between £2 and £3million.
The singer was operated on in Massachusetts by the same US doctor who treated Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler.
Alyson Hannigan Is Reproducing A Second Time
Former Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Alyson Hannigan is pregnant with what will be her second child with Alexis Denisof.
This pregnancy is only very timely: the actress has a new movie, American Reunion, which is some sort of revival or sequel to American Pie. Fuck that shit, right?
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| A crappy photo of Alyson Hannigan, which we're using because we're too fucking lazy to Google for better shite. |
This pregnancy is only very timely: the actress has a new movie, American Reunion, which is some sort of revival or sequel to American Pie. Fuck that shit, right?
Hugh Hefner on Lindsay Lohan's PLayboy Cover: "Her folks got in the way of total nudity"
In the wake of his magazine's disappointing sales, Hugh Hefner now says he pushed for more "artsy nudity," but Lindsay Lohan's people just kept getting in the way and stopping them from doing it.
"She had done semi-nudes before. I wanted to do something that would be memorable. So what is more natural, since she is a huge fan of Marilyn Monroe, than to do something that is a tribute to the red-velvet, Tom Kelley photo shot of Marilyn Monroe that was our very first Playmate?" he says.
Although Hefner said he initially had "mixed emotions" about the actress being their cover girl, he says the outcome — and the publicity surrounding it — has reached beyond his expectations.
"I think it was accomplished beyond anything I could have possibly imagined," he said."People will not forget this pictorial."
"She had done semi-nudes before. I wanted to do something that would be memorable. So what is more natural, since she is a huge fan of Marilyn Monroe, than to do something that is a tribute to the red-velvet, Tom Kelley photo shot of Marilyn Monroe that was our very first Playmate?" he says.
Although Hefner said he initially had "mixed emotions" about the actress being their cover girl, he says the outcome — and the publicity surrounding it — has reached beyond his expectations.
"I think it was accomplished beyond anything I could have possibly imagined," he said."People will not forget this pictorial."
Lindsay Lohan Spends some of that Playboy Cash
Lindsay Lohan was spotted shopping her heart out at Barney's in Beverly Hills, just a few hours after her Playboy magazines with her on the cover hit newsstands.
Unfortunately, Lindsay's much-talked Playboy spread doesn't seem to be winning over as many fans as the magazine's executives had hoped for.
Holiday shoppers are not rushing out to pick up copies of the magazine and so far sales have been underwhelming.
Playmate of the Year 2010 Hope Dworaczyk has also come out saying she thinks Lindsay's photos are a bit of a let down.
Unfortunately, Lindsay's much-talked Playboy spread doesn't seem to be winning over as many fans as the magazine's executives had hoped for.
Holiday shoppers are not rushing out to pick up copies of the magazine and so far sales have been underwhelming.
Playmate of the Year 2010 Hope Dworaczyk has also come out saying she thinks Lindsay's photos are a bit of a let down.
Justin Bieber Begs Dads of Teenaged Girls to Help Him Sell His Someday Perfume
Justin Bieber is reaching out to all the fathers of her screaming girls fans everywhere to please buy their daughters his new Someday perfume.
Because if your daughter is already half-insane in worshipping Justin Bieber, buying them his perfume would just be icing on the cake. And it's not really expensive, too.
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| Justin Bieber when he's not busy taking DNA paternity tests and bonking fans backstage (allegedly). |
Because if your daughter is already half-insane in worshipping Justin Bieber, buying them his perfume would just be icing on the cake. And it's not really expensive, too.
Kim Kardashian Named "Most Ill-mannered Person of 2011" by People with Good Manners
The National League of Junior Cotillions, whose major mission is to spot misbehaving people as compared to their impeccably good manners, has named Kim Kardashian as the year's most ill-mannered person. You can also refer to her simply as "Krazy Biatch."
NLJC National Director Elizabeth Anne Winters explained her choices in a statement.
'The annual selections are based on the demonstration of dignity, honour and respect.'
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| Kim Kardashian as she very ill-manneredly gets out of her vehicle. |
NLJC National Director Elizabeth Anne Winters explained her choices in a statement.
'The annual selections are based on the demonstration of dignity, honour and respect.'
"At Last" Singer Etta James Has Cancer
Etta James, the singer of such great hit classics as "At Last", "Stormy Weather," and "I Just Want to Make Love to You," has been diagnosed with an incurable kind of cancer.
Now at 73, Etta James has been observed in the past several months as getting increasingly frail.
She has influenced American musicians like Diana Ross, Janis Joplin and Christina Aguilera.
Now at 73, Etta James has been observed in the past several months as getting increasingly frail.
She has influenced American musicians like Diana Ross, Janis Joplin and Christina Aguilera.
Amanda Seyfried on the set of new film 'Lovelace'
Amanda Seyfried dons a brunette wig as she plays the life of troubled porn star Linda Lovelace in the new movie, 'Lovelace.'
It was Lindsay Lohan who was supposed to take on the role, but she was sacked due to troubles with the law, that stupid bitch.
Linda Lovelace, on the other hand, was best known as that girl who made deepthroating a household word, thanks to her enormously successful 1972 porn film, Deep Throat.
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| Amanda Seyfried wearing a dark brunette wig for her new role. |
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| Lina Lovelace in the 1970s, when she was not busy deep-throating dudes. |
It was Lindsay Lohan who was supposed to take on the role, but she was sacked due to troubles with the law, that stupid bitch.
Linda Lovelace, on the other hand, was best known as that girl who made deepthroating a household word, thanks to her enormously successful 1972 porn film, Deep Throat.
Lucy Liu stars in Southland
Lucy Liu is currently playing the "tough" role of a cop in the new TV series, Southland.
Dressed in a crisp Los Angeles Police Department uniform, the 42-year-old actress drove an LAPD cruiser with co-star Michael Cudlitz riding in the passenger side.
The series, about a group of police officers battling their own personal demons while fighting crime in some of Los Angeles' roughest neighbourhoods, stars former The O.C. actor Ben McKenzie and Independence Day's Regina King.
Lucy is the latest star to join the series, although she says her previous tough girl roles in Charlies Angels and Kill Bill were nothing like playing a cop on Southland.
Dressed in a crisp Los Angeles Police Department uniform, the 42-year-old actress drove an LAPD cruiser with co-star Michael Cudlitz riding in the passenger side.
The series, about a group of police officers battling their own personal demons while fighting crime in some of Los Angeles' roughest neighbourhoods, stars former The O.C. actor Ben McKenzie and Independence Day's Regina King.
Lucy is the latest star to join the series, although she says her previous tough girl roles in Charlies Angels and Kill Bill were nothing like playing a cop on Southland.
Kylie Minogue at the British Comedy Awards
Kylie Minogue appeared at the British Comedy Awards wearing a show-stopping legs-baring dress.
The Australian singer paired the evening gown with strappy black heels and had her strawberry blonde hair in loose curls.
Flanked by Jonathan Ross, the 43-year-old presented the British Comedy Academy Outstanding Achievement Award during the two-hour ceremony.
The gong went to E4's The Inbetweeners.
The British Comedy Awards 2011 Winners:
The Australian singer paired the evening gown with strappy black heels and had her strawberry blonde hair in loose curls.
Flanked by Jonathan Ross, the 43-year-old presented the British Comedy Academy Outstanding Achievement Award during the two-hour ceremony.
The gong went to E4's The Inbetweeners.
The British Comedy Awards 2011 Winners:
Rapper Slim Dunkin Gunned Down in Atlanta
American rapper Slim Dunkin, or Mario Hamilton in real life, was gunned down at a music studio in Atlanta.
He was rushed to the Grady Memorial Hospital, whenre he was pronnounced dead on arrival.
No further information was provided at the moment.
He was rushed to the Grady Memorial Hospital, whenre he was pronnounced dead on arrival.
No further information was provided at the moment.
Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Debut: Nobody's Buying
Despite the initial hype and after the pictures were leaked online a week before the actual issue hit newsstands, Lindsay Lohan's Playboy issue was not doing well with consumers. In fact, nobody seems to be buying.
But not many consumers are paying for that experience. In fact, interest seems low in seeing Lohan’s intensely air-brushed impersonation of Marilyn Monroe in glossy print. Nitpikk spent Friday morning trolling the shelves of newsstands and gas stations from New York to Philadelphia only to be confronted with the same reality at each: Lohan’s glassy-eyed stare peaking above the backs of more family friendly fare, with no one staring back or making a purchase.
“I thought the shots were really boring and didn't really live up to the promises Playboy had made," said a newspaper editor. "If they'd actually gotten full frontal shots of Lindsay, or come up with a fresher, more interesting concept, there might have been more demand for the photos.”
But not many consumers are paying for that experience. In fact, interest seems low in seeing Lohan’s intensely air-brushed impersonation of Marilyn Monroe in glossy print. Nitpikk spent Friday morning trolling the shelves of newsstands and gas stations from New York to Philadelphia only to be confronted with the same reality at each: Lohan’s glassy-eyed stare peaking above the backs of more family friendly fare, with no one staring back or making a purchase.
“I thought the shots were really boring and didn't really live up to the promises Playboy had made," said a newspaper editor. "If they'd actually gotten full frontal shots of Lindsay, or come up with a fresher, more interesting concept, there might have been more demand for the photos.”
Vanessa Gets Kobe Bryant's Mansion
Amid the current divorce proceedings between Kobe Bryant and soon-to-be-ex-wife Vanessa, it has been learned that Vanessa gets the sprawling Newport Coast mansion.
Kobe bought the mansion in 2001, and he has agreed to give it up. He has actually left the house and it is currently unknown where he is staying.
Vanessa filed for divorce because apparently, Kobe has been "cheating too much."
According to the legal docs, Vanessa is asking for joint custody of their 2 daughters -- 8-year-old Natalia and 5-year-old Gianna -- but Vanessa is asking that Kobe get visitation rights, which means she wants the kids in her care most of the time.
We've learned the couple has NO PRENUP, so 29-year-old Vanessa is entitled to half of the empire Kobe built over the last decade.
She's also requesting spousal support ... which is typical in divorce cases. Kobe, who filed his response to the divorce minutes after Vanessa filed her petition, says he will pay her spousal support.
Kobe bought the mansion in 2001, and he has agreed to give it up. He has actually left the house and it is currently unknown where he is staying.
Vanessa filed for divorce because apparently, Kobe has been "cheating too much."
According to the legal docs, Vanessa is asking for joint custody of their 2 daughters -- 8-year-old Natalia and 5-year-old Gianna -- but Vanessa is asking that Kobe get visitation rights, which means she wants the kids in her care most of the time.
We've learned the couple has NO PRENUP, so 29-year-old Vanessa is entitled to half of the empire Kobe built over the last decade.
She's also requesting spousal support ... which is typical in divorce cases. Kobe, who filed his response to the divorce minutes after Vanessa filed her petition, says he will pay her spousal support.
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