Saturday, December 17, 2011
Whoopi Goldberg Farts Loudly on 'The View'
Whoopi Goldberg destroyed the couch on The View after ripping loudly while interviewing Claire Danes. The guest did not know what else to do but sniff all Whoopi's gas and shit in all its baked beans aroma. And this is news because...
Adele Escapes London to Protect Her Voice
Awesome person Adele, so young yet so rich and with award-winning music albums tucked to her stomach flabs, is leaving London to move to the countryside because doctors scared the shit out of her by saying, "You see that London smog? It means bye-bye to your golden voice if you don't leave the fuck now."
The 23-year-old is reportedly looking for a new home in West Sussex, to aid her recovery from throat surgery for a hemorrhaged vocal cord last month.
It is an ironic twist of fate, considering Adele's first hit in 2007, Chasing Pavements, included the lyric: 'I like it in the city when the air is so thick and opaque.'
Tottenham-born Adele is said to be looking at properties priced between £2 and £3million.
The singer was operated on in Massachusetts by the same US doctor who treated Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler.
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| Adele without makeup on and looking slightly slim--she hasn't eaten yet that entire cow. |
The 23-year-old is reportedly looking for a new home in West Sussex, to aid her recovery from throat surgery for a hemorrhaged vocal cord last month.
It is an ironic twist of fate, considering Adele's first hit in 2007, Chasing Pavements, included the lyric: 'I like it in the city when the air is so thick and opaque.'
Tottenham-born Adele is said to be looking at properties priced between £2 and £3million.
The singer was operated on in Massachusetts by the same US doctor who treated Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler.
Alyson Hannigan Is Reproducing A Second Time
Former Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Alyson Hannigan is pregnant with what will be her second child with Alexis Denisof.
This pregnancy is only very timely: the actress has a new movie, American Reunion, which is some sort of revival or sequel to American Pie. Fuck that shit, right?
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| A crappy photo of Alyson Hannigan, which we're using because we're too fucking lazy to Google for better shite. |
This pregnancy is only very timely: the actress has a new movie, American Reunion, which is some sort of revival or sequel to American Pie. Fuck that shit, right?
Hugh Hefner on Lindsay Lohan's PLayboy Cover: "Her folks got in the way of total nudity"
In the wake of his magazine's disappointing sales, Hugh Hefner now says he pushed for more "artsy nudity," but Lindsay Lohan's people just kept getting in the way and stopping them from doing it.
"She had done semi-nudes before. I wanted to do something that would be memorable. So what is more natural, since she is a huge fan of Marilyn Monroe, than to do something that is a tribute to the red-velvet, Tom Kelley photo shot of Marilyn Monroe that was our very first Playmate?" he says.
Although Hefner said he initially had "mixed emotions" about the actress being their cover girl, he says the outcome — and the publicity surrounding it — has reached beyond his expectations.
"I think it was accomplished beyond anything I could have possibly imagined," he said."People will not forget this pictorial."
"She had done semi-nudes before. I wanted to do something that would be memorable. So what is more natural, since she is a huge fan of Marilyn Monroe, than to do something that is a tribute to the red-velvet, Tom Kelley photo shot of Marilyn Monroe that was our very first Playmate?" he says.
Although Hefner said he initially had "mixed emotions" about the actress being their cover girl, he says the outcome — and the publicity surrounding it — has reached beyond his expectations.
"I think it was accomplished beyond anything I could have possibly imagined," he said."People will not forget this pictorial."
Lindsay Lohan Spends some of that Playboy Cash
Lindsay Lohan was spotted shopping her heart out at Barney's in Beverly Hills, just a few hours after her Playboy magazines with her on the cover hit newsstands.
Unfortunately, Lindsay's much-talked Playboy spread doesn't seem to be winning over as many fans as the magazine's executives had hoped for.
Holiday shoppers are not rushing out to pick up copies of the magazine and so far sales have been underwhelming.
Playmate of the Year 2010 Hope Dworaczyk has also come out saying she thinks Lindsay's photos are a bit of a let down.
Unfortunately, Lindsay's much-talked Playboy spread doesn't seem to be winning over as many fans as the magazine's executives had hoped for.
Holiday shoppers are not rushing out to pick up copies of the magazine and so far sales have been underwhelming.
Playmate of the Year 2010 Hope Dworaczyk has also come out saying she thinks Lindsay's photos are a bit of a let down.
Justin Bieber Begs Dads of Teenaged Girls to Help Him Sell His Someday Perfume
Justin Bieber is reaching out to all the fathers of her screaming girls fans everywhere to please buy their daughters his new Someday perfume.
Because if your daughter is already half-insane in worshipping Justin Bieber, buying them his perfume would just be icing on the cake. And it's not really expensive, too.
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| Justin Bieber when he's not busy taking DNA paternity tests and bonking fans backstage (allegedly). |
Because if your daughter is already half-insane in worshipping Justin Bieber, buying them his perfume would just be icing on the cake. And it's not really expensive, too.
Kim Kardashian Named "Most Ill-mannered Person of 2011" by People with Good Manners
The National League of Junior Cotillions, whose major mission is to spot misbehaving people as compared to their impeccably good manners, has named Kim Kardashian as the year's most ill-mannered person. You can also refer to her simply as "Krazy Biatch."
NLJC National Director Elizabeth Anne Winters explained her choices in a statement.
'The annual selections are based on the demonstration of dignity, honour and respect.'
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| Kim Kardashian as she very ill-manneredly gets out of her vehicle. |
NLJC National Director Elizabeth Anne Winters explained her choices in a statement.
'The annual selections are based on the demonstration of dignity, honour and respect.'
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